And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.