listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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