Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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