I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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