hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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