she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
