I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
too bad you live with your parents still
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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