hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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