I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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