ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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