Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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