Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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