you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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