pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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