your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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