That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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