it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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