Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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