Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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