hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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