so that wasnt chicken after all
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
this hospital has no fireball
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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