I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
