I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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