we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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