I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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