felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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