I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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