all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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