Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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