Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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