I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Apparently you make a good broom.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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