so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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