Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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