we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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