I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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