can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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