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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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