I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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