I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis