it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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