i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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