so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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