My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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