He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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