How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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