No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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