You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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