so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I love you.
Bad choice
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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