Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
