I am puke
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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