your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
