I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
