Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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