My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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