i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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