everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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